when i turn 18
mom: go do this thing
me: dobby is a free elf now, dobby has no master
Failing a test by one point.
It’s a terrible thing, I think, in life to wait until you’re ready. I have this...– Hugh Laurie (via endangerment)
feefeeri: so i bumped into this kid i used to go to school with 3 years below me down at the train station today and i somehow managed to make him buy me a watermelon from the grocery store but then i took it one step further and convinced him that we needed party hats for both us and the watermelon i’ve barely even spoken to this kid before in my life and he did exactly what i said without...